For the love of snow

I don't know what I'm going to do when this snow melts. There's so many great things about snow. First off, it's tasty!






It's good to surf in and pretend you're a snow shark.




It's fun to go walking in the snow with your human friends.





And lastly, snow is good for posing like a super model in!

Scouting Around....

Summer is almost over and I am counting down the days until I can roll around in the white fluffy stuff. I've been trying to stay out of trouble but sometimes it's hard....I'm still a pup you know.....


No, I didn't run through the flower box and knock over the hose stand. Why do you ask?





And I didn't hear mommy when she was calling me as I was heading down the lake path. The third time I did hear her....






I think I'll just lay here for a while and behave....

Look into my eyes....

Look into my eyes....are you getting sleepy yet? If so, then please give me all your dog biscuits! :-)

Porch Duty

I'm just hanging out on Grandma's porch being lazy.





I like to watch the birds! I'm so good, I never chase them. Now if it was a squirrel, that would be a different story....





This is a Black-capped Chickadee - one of mommy's favorites!







Alright, it's time for a nap. What have you been up to this week?

Quick Question!

Do you think I can floss my teeth with this?

Model Poses

I've been practicing my model poses. Let me know what you think.


Are my teeth white enough?





What do you think of my wind blown look?

Your choice....

Would you like to play frisbee?




Or soccer?

Pardon the interuption

I've been laying here on the deck trying to think up some jokes for you all. How about this one:

Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet!








Hold on a minute! Someone is making some noise at me!







"Your jokes stink!"








I could eat that bird if I wanted to!

Questions of the day

Where did all the snow go?





And when's my daddy coming home from work?

Wisdom from Scout

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window. ~Steve Bluestone

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. ~Ambrose Bierce

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does. ~Christopher Morley

Scoundrel

"Hi there! I'm stepping in for my mommy today while she's studying. I upset her a little bit today when I took a pair of her underpants and ran in the yard with it waving it like a flag! You should've seen her chasing me! Especially when the neighbor that lives in back of us came outside w/ his dogs and saw what I was doing. I think the last straw was when I started digging a hole and burying the underwear in the dirt. That's a no-no! And mommy is still scratching her head trying to figure out how I got that underwear! But I'll never tell..."

Rawhides are bad!

This is what happens when you're not careful eating a rawhide bone! My mommy was very scared and rushed me to the ER. This is my x-ray. Don't I have great looking bones?




Thank goodness I didn't have an obstruction but I was very sick! Mommy said no more rawhides so now I get lots of chewy toys!

Where did that squirrel go?

That squirrel was just here a minute ago! He was walking nonchalantly in MY YARD and then had the gall to run away and not play with me! Hmmph! One of these days I will catch him....

Scout tells jokes

Scout has a few dog jokes she found at Doggies Paradise's website and thought she would share them with you!


A wife says to her husband one weekend morning, "We've got such a clever dog. He brings in the daily newspapers every morning." Her husband replies, "Well, lots of dogs can do that." The wife responded, "But we've never subscribed to any!"

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A burglar is sneaking through this house one night, when out of the darkness comes a voice, "I can see you, and so can Jesus".

The burglar freezes in his tracks and is too frightened to move. After ten minutes, nothing has happened so he moves forward. Again from the darkness comes the voice, "I can see you, and so can Jesus". The burglar is petrified and too frightened to move a muscle.
After thirty minutes, he decides to do something. He backs very slowly and tentatively to the wall and feels around for a light switch. He switches on the light and there in front of him, sit a cockatoo in a cage, who says, "I can see you, and so can Jesus".

Greatly relieved, the burglar sighs, "It's just a cocky". The cocky looks at the burglar and says, "I might be just a cocky but Jesus is a big German Shepherd".

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During break time at obedience school, two dogs were talking.
One said to the other..."The thing I hate about obedience school is you learn ALL this stuff you will never use in the real world."

Get off the couch

Whoops! You've caught me on the couch!






Daddy and mommy (well mostly daddy) says I'm not allowed up here.







So I'm practicing my sweet and innocent expressions....






Do you think they can resist these eyes?

Why am I in this dress?

Why am I in this dress you ask?





Cuz my mommy entered me in a Doggy Parade this weekend. Please don't tell anyone what I was wearing!







Check out some of the competition for best dressed!






C'mon! Aren't I cuter than this doggie???






I didn't win any prizes, but a lot of people came up to me to ask me what kind of dog I was! I think I have some new Bernese Mountain dog fans!

Belly

Please rub my belly!!







Don't stop, please rub my belly some more!






Wait! You're not done are you???